Eagles Trade Lewis
Posted by BMT on March 5th, 2009
Just as FEMA and the National Guard were about to arrive and put out the Brian Dawkins fire, the Eagles go and pour some gasoline on it. According to philly.com, Greg Lewis has been traded to the Patriots for a 5th round pick in this year’s draft.
This is one of those kumbaya trades–the Eagles get rid of a bum, his salary and get a draft pick. The Patriots get more raw material for the DNA factory they have behind Gillette Stadium where they make Pro Bowl WRs out of old body parts and chin straps.
In other news about boobs, withleather.com has a good piece about Pat Burrell’s pornstar ex-girlfriend who (among other things) calls the King of Rittenhouse Square “immature.”