That’s a hockey term for when your teeth get knocked out, as in “I saw Sean Avery outside, dressed up as a fly. I came up on him, said ‘hey, dickhead!’ and punched his mouth loose. Man, he was spitting chicklets.”

That’s just a little bit of hockey jargon. But seriously folks, with Kristin Davis and her whore syndicate in the news, Alex Rodriguez’s name has been linked to her un-Judeo-Christian services. Well, I did some digging and found out that last year at this time, Sean Avery’s name was rumored to have been in her client database. It’s no surprise that it’s the NY Daily News covering this drivel; the Daily News is somewhere between a tabloid and a newspaper. It’s like a pamphlet.

Reached by phone by the Daily News reporters, Avery (who claimed to be hanging with “two supermodels” at the time) blamed his “enemies” for attempting to frame him and goes on to say “oh, I certainly have a lot of enemies-I know that-as much as I have a lot of people that like me.” The article goes on to quote some person named Pasi Valta (of Finland) who says (presumably in reference to Avery using a hooker) “it’s a good thing. Everyone needs to release the pressure now and then.” I love the fact he says “the pressure,” as if it’s a constant pang people live with.

The best part of this article is the last paragraph: “Investigators armed with an arrest warrant have been sitting on the alleged hooker booker’s home for days, but haven’t seen her. They also stopped by her parents’ house in Saddle Brook, N.J.”

I don’t know what’s weirder: Sean Avery, the Finnish guy nobody’s ever heard of or the fact that the article reports that the investigators went to someone’s parents’ house.