In case you missed this (which if you have a brain you did), this is video from WMMR’s “Drunk Day ’09.” In a bid to appeal to Manayunkers, frequenters of Olde City nightlife and the proverbial lowest common denominator, the Preston and Steve show fed booze to Eagles’ running back and native Philadelphian, Kyle Eckel, as well as some tart named Lauren Harris. Predictably the exercise degenerated into attempts to get Ms. Harris to disrobe, to which she most politely obliged.

Not because I haven’t seen this type of stunt 1000 times or because this is the kind of thing a cretin enjoys do I object and bring this morally heinous disgrace to your attention. Rather, what’s the point of unfettering some young lady’s gigantic breasts on the radio? I’m sure graduate students, MADD members, feminists and drum circle types probably have obvious and predictable objections but for my part, I just don’t get broadcasting nudity without the nudity. Boobs on the radio? It’s like going out to dinner via webcam.