Should the Phillies Sign Halladay?
Posted by BMT on July 14th, 2009
In our never ending search for the stupidest ideas in Philadelphia sports, we stumbled across this lump of shit. In fairness to Philadelphians, the major local sources of sports information are the Inquirer, the Daily News and WIP and so to come down too hard on Philly sports fans for being stupid is kind of like faulting a cow for having too much gas. But today’s Inquirer poll has reached a new low: “Even if the Phillies Sign Pedro, Should They Still Pursue a Trade for Roy Halladay.” Take a deep breath, sit on the floor Indian-style (or downward dog) and ponder the galactic stupidity of this question. Then when you’re done, go out on your roof deck, stand on the railing, apologize to God for what you’re about to do and think about the fact that 13.5 percent of respondents voted “no.”