Nonsensical Fire Andy Reid Petition Gathers Steam With Loss to Cowboys
Posted by Johnny Goodtimes on November 9th, 2009
The Fire Andy Reid Petition has now gathered over 2,000 signatures. Keep in mind, if they can reach 2,500, Jeffrey Lurie has agreed to fire Andy. Hahahahaha! Yes, the Eagles are watching this petition closely so they can then decide if they should fire the coach that led them to last season’s NFC Championship Game. Undoubtedly, a midseason loss to the Cowboys just adds fuel to the fire. And what a petition it is! Take this, for instance: It can also be argued that he has secured the confidence of his own players that he is incapable of making the necessary adjustments needed to help the Philadelphia Eagles compete in the NFL as witnessed by their on-field appearance of “will to win”, or lack thereof. Wow, what a sentence! If only the words were able to form some sort of cohesive thought. Anyways, the bottom line is this: you need to sign this document if you want to be taken seriously as an Eagles fan. Otherwise there is no way you can secure my confidence that you are incapable of signing a petition that will enable the Eagles to compete in the NFL.
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November 9th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Speaking of Andy Reid, can you remind everyone that it’s Moustache Monday? Thanks.