Thursday Haiku
Posted by BMT on December 10th, 2009

Tony Dungy is out there. Mike Holmgren is out there. Mike Shanahan is out there. Bill Cowher is out there. And the Eagles re-up Andy Reid for another 3 years.
Eleven years in
He’s the poor man’s Marv Levy
Eat a chalupa

December 10th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
So he’s fucking fat.
You keep running that photo
He’s not Chris Christie
December 10th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
First time for photo
He loves Mexican cuisine
Win a Super Bowl
December 10th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Sorry, Mark Mangino
A different fat picture
We get it—he’s fat
December 10th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Damn—clicked before I had the syllables right.
Damn, Mark Mangino
A different fat picture
We get it—he’s fat
December 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Weebles wobble, but
they don’t fall down. Nor do they
win a championship.
December 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Tony, Mike, Mike, Bill
All would make great Assistants
Long Live Andy Reid
December 11th, 2009 at 1:13 am
I really think that
Our Site will be Popular
If we just haiku.
December 11th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I do not look like
Gruden, Dungee or Cowher
Keep Andy Reid here.
December 11th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Eagles hire Dungy
Steve O loses free tickets
To the Eagles games.