“He’s Definitely Garbage”
Posted by BMT on January 20th, 2010
Human landfill, carpetbagger and scallywag, Lane Kiffin, may not be done with the state of Tennessee. Despite his demonstration that he embodies everything that is wrong with college football, the good people of the Volunteer State are willing to turn the other cheek and name a municipal facility for him. It’s true: papers were filed today to rename a waste water treatment plant to “The Lane Kiffin Sewage Center.“
Drew McElroy, the driving force behind this honor, said “we want to memorialize his stay here, and I think this would be doing it appropriately.” Added UT student, Paul Mills, “I think it’d be fitting. He’s definitely garbage.” Frankly, I think the Tennessee community is being exceedingly gracious. After all, how often does an entire state bestow a one-year coach who amassed a 7-6 record with his own taxpayer-funded building? Hopefully his new neighbors in California treat him as well when he fails to turn-around the festering violation that is the USC football program.